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A city child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!" MayneVernayWQ
Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television." Son: " I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question." BertieMartainnpq
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!" AshkiiVinceGQ
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer ! BeacanFaIIonde
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime! IvanYueeR
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire? A bunny with money. CristianLynessaCh
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar. DenysTornxN
Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis. Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order? RousskinKirklandgr
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! JairoBrandinYa
A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer! JayAekermanfJ

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